June 20
July 12
August 9
September 13

$75 pp

In the HEW event tent overlooking Jordan Harbour

"We heard it through the Grapevine that a murder is to occur on this night....and you can be a witness"

Menus to be posted soon.

Fowl Play

June 20, 2003

7:00 p.m. Cocktail Reception

8-11:00 p.m. Dinner

Roberta (Birdie) Poppy, the president of F.O.W.L. (Friends of Ornithologists World League), is presiding over the 10th annual F.O.W.L. Ball. Birdie has gathered a few enemies during her presidency and they are all in attendance for today's meeting and festivities.

The vice president, Dr. Percival Popinjay, feels he should be F.O.W.L.'s commander-in-chief. Goldie Finch is a fellow bird watcher whose husband had been distracted by Birdie's charms. Present also is Christopher Cartel, business magnate and entrepreneur, who is experiencing difficulty in winning Birdie's and F.O.W.L.'s approval for a multi-million dollar bird watcher's resort.

The presence of these three plus that of a jealous ex-lover would surely confuse an investigation should Birdie just happen to be murdered...and that is precisely what the murderer thought while planning Birdie's demise this evening.

Field Asparagus & Black Forest Ham
Mango Lime Chicken
Spring Vegetables
Baby Field Greens with Balsamic Vinegar & Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Wild Strawberry Delight

 

Art or Artifice?

July 12, 2003

6:00 p.m. Cocktail Reception

7-10:00 p.m. Dinner

Fernando Ferraro is one of those self-made men whose fortune has allowed him to buy both material wealth and prestige. His fortune was obtained through careful management and promotion of his furniture and metal polish company, Veni Vidi, Verdigris.

Fernando considers himself to be a man of refinement and decides to convince society of this by accumulating as many outrageously expensive and tasteless objects d'art as his wealth and leisure time allow him. His new passion introduces him to the charms of both Mme. Coco Rococo and her gallery, The Main Art-ery. Thus Fernando makes the aquaintance of Salvador DillyDally, famous artist and former lover of Coco.

Salvador's newest dalliance is with Vanda Veneer, artist's model and former blue movie star who is pursuing a political career in Italy. Vanda believes that she has found in the form of Fernando Ferraro, the perfect person to fund this pursuit...


Caesar Salad
Chef's Antipasti Selection
Tuscany Roast Chicken with Lemon & White Wine
Medley of Summer Vegetables
Fruit Crostada

Country Corpse

August 9, 2003

6:00 p.m. Cocktail Reception

7-10:00 p.m. Dinner

Meet the latest up-and -coming hot country and western singer, Rita Rae Reno!

Prissy Taylor, Rita's most loyal fan, has been invited to this evening's event by Norman Miller, Rita's manager. Also in attendance is Rita's ever present, loving husband, Enrico Rico Reno, who also loves lots of other women.

All the guests wait impatiently to hear the latest new song which Rita promises to be her biggest hit yet!


Southwestern Quesidillas with Peach Salsa
Ranch House Beef
New Red Potato Salad & Seasonal Vegetable
Field Tomato Salad Vinaigrette
Peach Melba

Weird Seance

September 13 , 2003

6:00 p.m. Cocktail Reception

7-10:00 p.m. Dinner

It is the season of the Solstice and time for the annual SOTU (Seekers of the Unknown) Convention.

Present is Hubert Grimoir, lifetime President and is very motivated by money, especially other people's! No refunds, is Hubert's message to all.

Madame Iguana is the feature psychic of the evening and will read any veggie known to man. Also in attendance is the Reverend Johnny Pottswater. The Reverend loves his wine as much as Madame Iguana, his latest love. Another member of SOTU present this evening is a hippy, dippy psychic from California, Faye Monteray.

What can be predicted???


Mussels in White Wine Sauce
Roast Loin of Pork with Dijon & Rosemary
Seasonal Vegetables & Herb Roasted Potatoes
Autumnal Salad
New York Cheesecake with Fruit Coulee

Limited Seating available

For Reservations:

905-562-6279

or

murderinthevineyard@hewwine.com